|"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
|"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
Vice President Dan Quayle
|recursion is a lot like recursion, only a little simpler.|
|recursive - adj, see recursive|
|"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
|A professor once gave a final exam consisting of only the sentence:
"Write a question that you feel would be suitable for a final exam and answer it."
One student thought for a few moments, and then wrote down the sentence twice.
|There are two kinds of people in the world, those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who do not.|
|"If only 'twere possible to change the past, 'twould have been done long ago."
|Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
|"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" – Shakespeare|
|Don't include a sentence in documentation if its negation is obviously
Bob Martin, AT&T
|Alcohol and calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive.|
|"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
|If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.|