How do you feel about recursion?
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
Vice President Dan Quayle
recursion is a lot like recursion, only a little simpler.
recursive - adj, see recursive
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
A professor once gave a final exam consisting of only the sentence:
"Write a question that you feel would be suitable for a final exam and answer it."
One student thought for a few moments, and then wrote down the sentence twice.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who do not.
"If only 'twere possible to change the past, 'twould have been done long ago."
Ashe Grey

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" Shakespeare
Don't include a sentence in documentation if its negation is obviously false.
Bob Martin, AT&T
Alcohol and calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive.
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
Steven Wright
If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.