| "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89 |
| "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." Vice President Dan Quayle |
| recursion is a lot like recursion, only a little simpler. |
| recursive - adj, see recursive |
| "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." Albert Einstein (1879-1955) |
| A professor once gave a final exam consisting of only the sentence: "Write a question that you feel would be suitable for a final exam and answer it." One student thought for a few moments, and then wrote down the sentence twice. |
| There are two kinds of people in the world, those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who do not. |
| "If only 'twere possible to change the past, 'twould have been done long ago." Ashe Grey |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 |
| "#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" – Shakespeare |
| Don't include a sentence in documentation if its negation is obviously
false. Bob Martin, AT&T |
| Alcohol and calculus don't mix... Don't drink and derive. |
| "Black holes are where God divided by zero." Steven Wright |
| If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business. |